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    "When a guy wants to date a girl he will treat her nice. That doesn’t mean he is nice. Look how he treats other people. That is how he will treat her eventually."
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    #nice 

    Remove unwanted email advertisements by filtering your inbox for messages that contain the word ‘unsubscribe’

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    #inbox  #email  #filter  #unsubscribe 

    If you take antibiotics but don’t finish the full course, you risk developing drug resistant versions of the bacteria.

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    #antibiotics  #risk  #drug resistant  #bacteria 

    You can’t hum while holding your nose

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    #can't  #hum  #nose 

    We picture dinosaurs naked.

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    #dinosaurs  #naked 

    On average, people laugh as often as they fart.

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    #average  #people  #laugh  #fart 
    Australia overlay onto United States of America.

    Australia overlay onto United States of America.

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    #australia  #united states of america  #overlay 

    If you dug a hole to the center of the Earth, and dropped a brick in it, it would take 42 minutes to get to the bottom.

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    #hole  #earth  #brick 

    Butterflies don’t pee. They drink enough liquid for subsistence. Any extra is emitted as a pure water mist from their abdomens.

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    #butterfly  #pee  #urine  #liquid 

    The size and distance from Earth of the Sun and the size and distance from Earth of the Moon are perfectly balanced resulting in the moon and sun appearing to be exactly the same size in the sky and enabling total eclipses to occur, there is no other moon around any other known planet with this feature, total eclipses are limited to Earth.

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    #size  #distance  #earth  #moon  #sun  #eclipse 

    Every atom that is inside your body, and every atom around you, was once part of a star.

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    #atom  #body  #star 

    A penis is shaped the way it is to pump out another man’s semen from the vagina. That’s also why guys have a sudden urge to stop thrusting after orgasm, or else they would be pumping out their own semen. That’s also why guys have that ‘recovery time’ between sex acts, to give the sperm time to swim up out of harm’s way.

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    #penis  #shaped  #vagina  #semen  #recovery  #thrusting  #orgasm  #swim 

    One in every 5,000 babies are born without a butt hole, which has to be created manually by the hospital. The condition is called “imperforate anus.”

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    #babies  #butt hole  #anus